Your hopes? Crushed. Your wallet? Emptied. Our yacht? Fully stocked. Thanks for playing!
Go ahead, paste it somewhere. Maybe frame it as a reminder of your genius.
Step 1: Promise you the moon.
Step 2: Drain the funds.
Step 3: Ghost.
Mission accomplished, suckers! No updates, no refunds, no mercy.
Rest in peace, your wallet. 2025 – 2025.
Visit this page whenever you need a good cry.